Emmy 2007's Results

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Ok, welcome people! :) I will start posting new and cool stuff about Two and a Half Men very soon.

• I will bring a full chapter list with screenshots and a short description of every chapter.


• Pictures and fun facts about the actors/actresses of the serie,


• Links to sites full of useful information.


• Subtitles for every chapter (english and spanish) for the hearing impaired.


• Links to download the full chapters in english, using both Emule or Bittorrent clients.

My goal is to make this popular serie even more popular!

Two and a Half Men is an Emmy-nominated television sitcom centered around a freewheeling bachelor, Charlie, whose carefree lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother, Alan, moves in, along with his son Jake. Charlie and his nephew form an "unsuspecting bond" with each other. Two and a Half Men won the 2004 People's Choice Award for Favorite New Comedy Series, the 2006 People's Choice Award for Favorite TV Comedy, and was the highest rated sitcom of the 2005-2006 season on American television. Two and a Half Men is set in the present day.

Good NEWS: On May 16, 2007, Two and a Half Men was renewed for a fifth season.

Source: Wikipedia

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Cast and characters

Charlie Sheen, as Charles "Charlie" Harper, a hedonistic, never married jingle-writer

Jon Cryer, as Alan Jerome Harper, Charlie's twice-divorced Chiropractor brother

Angus T. Jones, as Jacob David "Jake" Harper, Alan's son

Holland Taylor, as Evelyn Harper, Charlie and Alan's mother

Conchata Ferrell, as their housekeeper Berta (recurring previously)

Melanie Lynskey, as their neighbor Rose, a sometime stalker of Charlie (starring Season 1, recurring thereafter)

Marin Hinkle, as Judith, Alan's ex-wife

April Bowlby, as Kandi, Alan's young second ex-wife (starring Season 3 Episode 13, recurring both before and after)

Only Sheen, Cryer, and Jones have appeared (and been credited) in every episode. Guest stars so far have included Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia, Ryan Stiles (who starred with both Sheen and Cryer in Hot Shots!) as Dr. Melnick, Jane Lynch as the therapist, Jeri Ryan as Sherry, Martin Sheen as Rose's father, Denise Richards as Lisa, Richard Lewis as Stan, Teri Hatcher as Liz, Judy Greer as Myra, Heather Locklear as Laura Lane. Also, Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Steven Tyler all appeared as themselves, among other guests.

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Main Characters Photos

Charlie Harper	Alan Harper	Jake Harper	Evelyn Harper
Berta	Rose	Judith	Kandi

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Episode Recap - Pilot

Episode Number: 1 Season Num: 1 First Aired: Monday September 22, 2003 Prod Code: 101

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Director: James Burrows

Star: Jon Cryer (Alan Harper), Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper), Marin Hinkle (Judith), Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper), Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper), Melanie Lynskey (Rose)

Recurring Role: Conchata Ferrell (Berta)

Guest Star: Eddie Gorodetsky (Doug), Louisette Geiss (Karen), Don Foster (Ken), Eugene Byrd (Lenny), Jennifer Taylor (Suzanne), Frankie Jay Allison (Rodney), Tom Wilson (Mike)

Funny Quotes:
Charlie: (About Alan living with Evelyn again.) You’ve been living here for a few weeks now, I assume you have blood in your stool.
Charlie: Look at you all grown up and back living with mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now on a scale from one to...two?
Charlie: You gotta love that kid. I played him 'Stairway to Heaven' and he still thought the Maple Loop song was better.
Alan: You have someone who comes into your house and glues your cabinets shut regularly?
Charlie: You've met some of the wack jobs I've went out with, this shouldn't be that much of a stretch.
Charlie: Why would I lie? The ocean is closed today.

Trivia:
When Charlie is talking to his nephew on the patio outside, the beer bottle spins several times, as is indicated by the label being in different positions. However, no one touches the bottle after it is put down. (Read more...)

Seasons and Chapter List

Season One (2003), episodes 01 to 24:

1. Pilot.
2. Big flappy bastards.
3. Go East on Sunset until you reach the Gates of Hell.
4. If I can't write my chocolate song, I'm going to take a nap.
5. Last thing u want is to wind up with a hump.
6. Did u check with the captain of the flying monkeys?.
7. If they do go either way, they usually are fake.
8. 25 pre-pubers without a snoot-ful.
9. Phase one, complete.
10. Merry thanksgiving.
11. Alan Harper, frontier chiropractor.
12. Camel filters + Pheromones.
13. Sara like puny Alan.
14. I can't afford Hyenas.
15. Round one to the hot crazy chick.
16. That was saliva Alan.
17. Ate the hamburgers, wearing the hats.
18. An old flame with a new wick.
19. I remember the coatroom, I just don't remember you.
20. Hey, I can pee outside in the dark.
21. No sniffing, no wowing.
22. My doctor has a cow puppet.
23. Just like Buffalo.
24. Can you feel my finger?.

Season 2 (2004), episodes 01 to 24:

1. Back off Mary Poppins!
2. Enjoy those garlic balls.
3. A bag full of Jawea.
4. Go get mommy's bra.
5. Bad news from the clinic.
6. The price of healthy gums is eternal vigilance.
7. A kosher slaughterhouse out in Fontana.
8. Frankestein and the horny villagers.
9. Yes, monsignor.
10. The salmon under my sweater.
11. Last chance to see those tattoos.
12. A lungful of Alan.
13. Get off my hair!. (also know as: Zejdz z Moich Wlosów)
14. Those big pink things with coconut.
15. Smell the umbrella stand.
16. Can u eat human flesh with wooden teeth?.
17. Woo-hoo, a hernia exam!.
18. It was Mame, mom.
19. A low, gutteral, tongue-flapping noise.
20. I always wanted a shaved monkey.
21. A sympathetic crotch to cry on.
22. That old hose bag is my mother.
23. Squab, squab, squab, squab, squab.
24. Does this smell funny to you?.

Season 3 (2005), Episodes 01 to 24:

1. Weekend in Bangkok with two Olympic Gymnasts.
2. Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover.
3. Carpet burns and bite marks.
4. Your dismissive attitude towards boobs.
5. We called it Mr. Pinky.
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One.
7. Sleep tight, puddin' pop.
8. That Voodoo that I do do.
9. Madame and her special friend.
10. Something salted and twisted.
11. Santa's village of the damned.
12. That special tug.
13. Humilliation is a visual medium.
14. Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
15. My tongue is meat.
16. Ergo, the booty call.
17. The unfortunate little Schnauser.
18. The spit-covered cobbler.
19. Golly Moses, she's a muffin.
20. Always a bridesmaid, never a burro.
21. And the plot moistens.
22. Just once with aunt Sophie.
23. Arguments for the quickie.
24. That pistol-packin' hermaphrodite.

Season 4 (2006), episodes from 01 to 24:

1. Working for Caligula.
2. Who's Vod Kanockers?
3. The sea is a harsh mistress.
4. A pot smoking monkey.
5. A live woman of proven fertility.
6. Apologies for the frivolity.
7. Repeated blows to his unformed head.
8. Release the dogs.
9. Corey's been dead for an hour.
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln.
11. Walnuts and demerol.
12. Castrating sheep in Montana.
13. Don't worry, Speed Racer.
14. That's summer sausage, not salami.
15. My damn stalker.
16. Young people have phlegm too.
17. I merely slept with a commie.
18. It never rains in Hooterville.
19. Smooth as a Ken doll.
20. Aunt Myra doesn't pee a lot.
21. Tucked, taped and gorgeous.
22. Mr. McGlue's feedbag.
23. Anteaters. They're just crazy lookin'.
24. Prostitutes and gelato.

Nielsen Ratings for Two and a Half Men.
2003-2004 Season: #15
2004-2005 Season: #11
2005-2006 Season: #17
2006-2007 Season: #19

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Charlie Harper Sucks website

One episode centers on a website called www.charlieharpersucks.com; as of 2007 this site still exists.

Source: Wikipedia

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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen, birth name Carlos Irwin Estévez, born September 3, 1965 (age 42) in New York City, New York, United States. Spouse(s) Denise Richards (2002 - 2006) (divorced) 2 children Donna Peele (1995 - 1996) (divorced) He is the father of three daughters--Cassandra (with Paula Profit born in 1985), Sam (b. 9th March 2004 )and Lola (b. 1st June 2005).
Nicknames: The Machine, Good Time Charlie
Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)

He has starred in over 40 feature films, catapulted to fame in Platoon and Wall Street. His other feature film credits include Red Dawn, Lucas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Eight Men Out, Young Guns, Major League, Hot Shots!, Hot Shots! Part Deux, The Three Musketeers, The Chase, Money Talks, Being John Malkovich, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and The Big Bounce.

He also appeared in the television movies Rated X and Good Advice. Sheen became known to television audiences through his Golden Globe Award-winning lead role in Spin City. He was nominated in 2005 and 2006 for a Golden Globe for his role as Charlie Harper and was recently nominated for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series for this role.

Read more about Charlie Sheen in:

• IMDB (Internet Movie Database)
• Wikipedia
• Charlie and the 9/11 cover up.
• Askmen.com

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Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer (born on April 16, 1965 in New York, NY), is an American actor, writer and producer. He is currently starring in the CBS comedy series Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen. He has received two Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his work in the series.

He is the son of Gretchen Cryer and David Cryer, and has two sisters, Robin and Shelley.

He is a 1983 graduate of the Bronx High School of Science.

He married British-born actress, Sarah Trigger, by whom he has a son, Charlie Austin, but the pair divorced in 2004. In June 2007, he married entertainment reporter Lisa Joyner.

Jon Cryer has appeared in numerous feature films, including "No Small Affair," "Pretty in Pink" and "Hot Shots!" among others. He co-wrote, produced and starred in the independent films "The Pompatus of Love" and "Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God… Be Back by Five." In 2006, Cryer was nominated for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy for his role as Alan Harper. Also on television, Cryer starred in the series "The Trouble with Normal," "Getting Personal" "Partners" and, on CBS, "The Famous Teddy Z." He has guest-starred in "The Practice," "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" and "Mr. Show," among others. His theater credits include the Broadway productions of "Brighton Beach Memoirs," "Torch Song Trilogy," "Boy's Life" and "900 Oneonta."

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Angus.T.Jones

Angus Turner Jones (born October 8, 1993) is an American child actor. He is perhaps best known for his role as "Jake" in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men (2003-present).

Jones was born in Austin, Texas to Kelly Charles Jones and Carey Lynn Claypool.

Angus T. Jones, who will be 14 in October, began his career at age 4 doing television commercials. He landed his first lead role at age 6 in the feature film See Spot Run. His other feature film credits include Bringing Down the House, The Rookie and George of the Jungle II. Jones's television credits include appearances in the series ER and the movies Audrey's Rain, Dinner with Friends and The Christmas Blessing on CBS.

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Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor, also known as Penny Taylor, (born January 14, 1943 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) is an Emmy Award winning American actress, known for her film, television and theatre work. She is best known for her roles as Ruth Dunbar in Bosom Buddies, as Judge Roberta Kittleson in The Practice and as Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Her most recent feature films are Wedding Date and D.E.B.S. Her other feature film credits include Legally Blonde, Keeping the Faith, Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, The Truman Show, George of the Jungle, One Fine Day, To Die For, "Steal Big, Steal Little", How to Make an American Quilt, Alice, She's Having a Baby, Jewel of the Nile and Romancing the Stone. In 2005, Taylor received an Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for her role as Evelyn Harper. Taylor's additional television credits include the series The Practice, for which she won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series, The Naked Truth, The Powers That Be and Bosom Buddies, and the movies A Walton Wedding, Counterfeit Contessa and Bitter Blood, on CBS, Concealed Enemies and People Like Us. She has also guest-starred in Ally McBeal, ER and Veronica's Closet. Taylor's Broadway theater credits include The Devils, Butley, Breakfast with Les and Bess, Moose Murders, Murder Among Friends, "Something Old, Something New" and We Interrupt This Program. She also performed in the world premieres of Cocktail Hour, Drinks Before Dinner, Children, Fashion and Colette, and in Love Letters and The Vagina Monologues.

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Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Galen Ferrell (born March 28, 1943) is an American actress, perhaps best known for her role as Berta the housekeeper in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men, for which she received a 2005 and a 2007 Emmy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. She was previously nominated in 1992 for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for her role as Susan Bloom on L.A. Law. Ferrell was born in Charleston, West Virginia, to Mescal Loraine (George) and Luther Martin Ferrell.

Conchata Ferrell's television series credits include Hearts Afire and A Peaceable Kingdom, on CBS, and Push, Nevada, Teen Angel, Townies, L.A. Law, for which she was nominated for an Emmy Award, Anything but Love and ER, among others.

Her guest-starring (on TV) appearances include Judging Amy, Becker, JAG, Walker, Texas Ranger, Cagney & Lacey, Touched by an Angel, Knots Landing, Good Times, Maude and Murder, She Wrote, all on CBS, as well as Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Popular, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Who's the Boss?, St. Elsewhere, The Love Boat and The Rockford Files.

Her numerous television movie credits include Amy & Isabelle, Stranger Inside, Sweet Dreams, Backfield in Motion, Chains of Gold, Opposites Attract, among others.

Ferrell's feature film credits include Mr. Deeds, KPAX, Erin Brockovich, Freeway, Family Prayers, My Fellow Americans, True Romance, Heaven & Earth, Edward Scissorhands, Mystic Pizza, Where the River Runs Black, Heartland, For Keeps, Network and Surviving Eden.

Her theater credits include Picnic, The Sea Horse, The Hot L Baltimore, Battle of Angels, Getting Out, Night of the Iguana and Cabrona. She is currently shooting a film titled "Kabluey" with Lisa Kudrow and Teri Garr.

In 2005, Ferrell received an Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for her role as Berta. She is also the recipient of an Obie Award, The Drama Desk Award and a Theater World Award for her work on stage. Ferrell attended West Virginia University, where she studied political science. She completed college at Marshall University, where she studied social studies in education, and was trained in acting at the Circle Rep Theater Company in New York. A self-proclaimed "old hippie, political liberal and feminist," she enjoys writing children's poetry, reading history, playing role-playing games, gardening, seeing films and shopping.

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Melanie Lynskey

Melanie Jayne Lynskey (born May 16, 1977, New Plymouth, New Zealand) is an actress best known for her starring turn in Peter Jackson's Oscar-nominated movie Heavenly Creatures (1994) and for her role on the American sitcom Two and a Half Men.

In 1997, she headed to Los Angeles for a second time at the request of indie filmmaker Mark Tapio Kines, who had read about Lynskey on the internet and wanted to cast her in his debut feature, Foreign Correspondents. While she was making her American movie debut, she was cast in her first Hollywood movie, Ever After. Although her role was minor, it started to open one or two doors that had previously been closed to her. Parts in Detroit Rock City, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Cherry Orchard and Coyote Ugly suddenly came her way; followed by the New Zealand thriller Snakeskin, the only NZ film project, apart from Heavenly Creatures, that she had starred in.

Lynskey appeared in ABC's Rose Red, as well as Abandon and Sweet Home Alabama. She then supported Hayden Christensen in Shattered Glass and guest-starred on The Shield, before landing a major role on the CBS comedy Two and a Half Men, as Charlie Sheen's endearingly offbeat neighbor-turned-stalker, Rose.

Most recently, Lynskey has co-starred in Clint Eastwood's epic World War II drama, Flags of Our Fathers. She also appeared alongside William Baldwin in Park, and recently starred with Nathan Fillion on Tim Minear's acclaimed but short-lived Drive.

Lynskey married New York-born actor Jimmi Simpson on April 14, 2007, in Queenstown, New Zealand. The pair met during the making of Rose Red. They live together in Los Angeles with their dog, Mouse (a chihuahua-dachshund mix).

A vegetarian, Lynskey has four siblings; three younger brothers and a younger sister

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Marin Hinkle

Marin Hinkle is an actress was born in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, Africa, on March 23, 1966. She graduated from Brown University and New York University (NYU).

She is best known for her role on ABC's hit cancelled show Once and Again as Judy Brooks from 1999-2002. She started her career on the soap Another World.

She has made several guest appearances on different shows such as Spin City, twice as different characters on Law & Order, Without a Trace, ER and House. She currently costars on the CBS hit show Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.
She has had several small roles in films such as I'm Not Rappaport, Frequency, The Next Big Thing, I Am Sam and Dark Blue. She has also performed on the stage, for example in 2005 as Miss Julie, opposite Reg Rogers, in the 1888 play of that name by August Strindberg (Rattlestick Playwrights Theatre, New York) (see New Yorker, 30 May 2005).

She has been married to Randall Sommer since 1998.

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April Bowlby

April Michelle Bowlby (born 30 July 1980) is best known for her recurring role as Alan Harper's ditzy girlfriend (later wife, then ex-wife) Kandi on Two and a Half Men. She was born in Vallejo, California, and moved to Manteca, California, as a child. She studied ballet, French, and marine biology at Moorpark College before deciding to pursue an acting career. She studied drama with Ivana Chubbuck and secured a role in a major television series (Kandi in Two and a Half Men) within months of her first Hollywood audition. April is currently single and resides in Los Angeles. April has natural red hair and blue eyes.

Bowlby decided to become an actress because a friend suggested it, and began studying acting with Ivanna Chubbuck. A few months later, she auditioned for a couple of lines in TWO AND A HALF MEN and secured the role of Kandi.

She also guest appeared in CSI:NY as Jenny Lee in chapter Crime and Misdemeanor (2005) and CSI:Las Vegas as Kaitlin Rackish in episode What's eating Gilbert Grissom (2004).

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